An Awful Indian Story

Apne aap ko dekhkar Rupali phir muskura uthi.Vo abhi thakur ko jakar jagane ka soch hi rahi thi ke neeche se Shaurya Singh ki awaz aayi. Vo chillakar Shaurya Singh ko awaz de rahe the. Rupali ne jaldi se apna pallu theek kiya, sar pe ghoonghat dala aur tez kadmo se chalti neeche bade kamre mein aayi.

"Ji Pitaji"

Uski awaz sun Shaurya Singh palte.

"Bhushan kahan hai bahu"

"Ji unhen maine laal mandir bheja hai. Ghar mein pooja ki samagri nahi hai. Mera kal se vrat tha jo mujhse pooja ke baad khatam karna hai" Rupali ne socha samjha jawab diya.

"Hmmm. Theek hai" Shaurya Singh ek nazar bahut pe daali aur kuchh keh na sake par chehre pe aayi jhunjhlahat Rupali ne dekh li thi.

"Aapke nahane ka paani hamne garam kar diya hai aur bathroom mein hai. Aap naha lijiye tab tak ham nashta bana dete hain" Rupali ne kaha

Shaurya Singh ab bhi nashe mein dhut the ye baat Rupali se chhupi nahi. Kadam ab bhi ladkhada rahe the.

"Theek hai" kehte hue Shaurya Singh vapis apne kamre mein jaane ke liye palte aur ladkhada gaye. Ghutna samne rakhe sofe se takraya aur vo girne lage. Rupali ne fauran aage badhke sahara diya aur is chakkar mein uski saree ka pallu uska sar se sarak kar neeche ja gira.

"Sambhalke Pitaji" Rupali ne apne sasur ke seene ke dono taraf baahen dali aur unhen girne se bachaya. Shaurya Singh ka ek hath uske saree ke beech nange pet pe aaya aur doosra uske kandhe pe. Kuchh pal ke liye uska seena Rupali ki chuchiyon se dab gaya. Jab sambhale to ek nazar Rupali pe daali. Vo abhi tak unhen sahara de rahi thi isliye saree ka pallu theek nahi kiya tha. Shaurya Singh ne aaj doosri baar uska chehra dekha tha. Pehli baar jab use pehli baar uske baap ke ghar dekha tha aur aaj. Vo aaj bhi utni hi sunder lag rahi thi, balki usse kahin zyada. Aur phir nazar chehre se hatke uske gale se hoti uski chuchiyon pea a gayi jo bra se bahar nikalke girne ko ho rahi thi. Safed rang ke blouse mein nipple saaf nazar aa rahe the. Doosre hi pal unhone sharam se nazar pher li.

Par sasur ki nazar ko Rupali se bachi nahi. Vo janti thi ke sasur ji ne vo sab dekh liya hai jo vo dikhana chahti thi. Jab Shaurya Singh sambhale to usne alag hatke apne saree theek kari.

"Aap thodi der yahin beth jaiye. Main tab tak aapke liye chaay la deti hoon" Kehte hue usne sasur ji ko vahin bethaya aur kitchen ki taraf badh gayi. Kitchen mein jakar usne ek pyali mein chaay nilai aur phir blouse mein se vo chhoti se bottle nikali jo uski maan ne shaadi se pehle use di thi.

"Ye ek jadi booti hai. Ye purush mein kaam uttejna jagati hai.Ise pane paas rakhna. Agar kabhi tera pati bistar pe tera saath na de raha ho to use ye pila dena. Phir vo tujhe raat bhar sone nahi dega" Ye baat uski maan ne use muskurate hue batayi thi. Us waqt Rupali ye baat sunke sharam se gad gayi thi aur uska dil kiya tha ke ise phen de. Par phir jaane kya sochkar rakh li thi aur aaj yahi cheez uske kaam aa rahi thi. Maan to rahi nahi par unki cheez aaj kaam aayi sochte hue rupali ne aadhi bottle chaay ki pyaali mein mila di.

Thakur ko chaay ki pyaali thamakar vo unke nahane ka pani bathroom mein rakhne chali gayi. Vapis aayi to thakur chaay khatam kar chuki thi.

"Hamen to pata hi nahi tha ke aap itni achhi chaay banati hain beti" Shaurya Singh ne kehte hue chaay ki pyaali neeche rakhi

"Shukriya Pitaji" kehte hue Rupali chaay ki pyaali uthane ko jhuki aur Shaurya Singh ka kaleja unke munh ko aa gaya. Bahu ke jhukte hi uska cleavage phir unki aankho ke samne ek pal ke liye aaya aur unhone apne jism mein ek harkat mehsoos ki. Lund ne jaise ek zamane ke baad aaj angdai li ho. Thakur ko apne uper aashcharya hua. Vo hamesha sochte the ke apne kaam pe unhen poora kaabu hai par aaj unki beti saman bahur ko dekhar unka jism unhen dhokha de rahe the. Unhen is baat ka zara bhi ehsaas nahi tha ke ye kamal unki chaay mein mili jadi booti ka tha.

Rupali chaay ki pyaali rakhkar vapis aayi to dekha ke thakur uthne ki koshish kar rahe hain par nashe ke karan kadam ladkhada rahe the. Usne phir aage badhke sahara diya.

"Aaiye ham aapko bathroom tak le chalet hain" kehte hue Rupali thakur ko sahara diya. Thakur Shaurya Bahu ka kandha pakadke khade hue. Rupali ne el haath unka pet pakadkar ek haath se unka doosra hath pakad rakha tha jo uske kandhe pet ha. Uske hath ki narmahat aur uske jism ki garmahat Shaurya Singh saaf mehsoos kar sakte the. Anjane mein hi unki nazar phir bahur ke blouse pe chali gayi. Cleavage to na dikha kyun saree poori taraf se chhochiyon ke uper thi par is baat ka andaza zaroor ho gaya ke blouse ka andar bahur ki chhatiyan kitni badi badi hain.

Dheere kadmon se dono bathroom tak pahunche. Thakur ko andar chhodkar Rupali bahar kamre mein aayi hi thi ke andar bathroom mein zor ki ek awaz aayi. Vo bhagkar phir bathroom mein pahunchi to dekha ke Shaurya Singh neeche gire pade the.

"Oh Pitaji. Aapko chot to nahi aayi" Usne apne sasur ko uthake bithaya.

"Nahi koi khaas nahi. Per phisal gaya tha par maine deewar ka sahara le liya isliye zyada zor se nahi gira." Thakur ne apni kamar sehlate hue jawab diya.

"Ye kambakht Bhushan. Ise pata hai ke hamen nehlane ka kaam iska hai phir bhi subah subah gaya ho gaya" Thakur ne gusse mein kaha.

"Galti hamari hai pitaji. Hamne bheja tha." Rupali ne kaha

"Phir bhi. Use sochna chahiye tha." Thakur ne phir apni kamar pe haath phiraya.

"Lagta hai aapki kamar mein chot aayi hai. Hamen dikhaiye" kehte hue Rupali thakur ke pichhe aayi aur isse pehle ke vo kuchh kehte unke kurte ko uper uthakar kamar dekhne lagi

Shaurya Singh jaise hakke bakke reh gaye. Vo mana karna chahte the par bahu ne intezaar hi nahi kiya.

"Zyada chot nahi aayi pitaji. Halki si kharonch hai" Rupali ne kurta phir neeche karte hue kaha.

"Hmmmm..." thakur bas itna hi keh sake.

"Aap bethiye. Ham aapko nehla dete hain varna aap phir gir jayenge." Rupali ne kahan

Thakur use mana karna chahte the par shareer mein uthi kaam uttejna na chup kar diya. Rupali ne unka kurta pakadke utara aur thakur ne apne dono hath hawa mein uthakar uski madad ki. Ab jism pe sirf ek dhoti reh gayi.

"Ghoonghat mein nehlaogi? Kuchh nazar aayega?" Thakur ne muskurate hue puchha.

Rupali ne apne chehre se ghoonghar hata diya aur saree ka pallu apni kamar mein petticoat ke saath phansa liye. Ab uska pallu uske blouse ke beech se jar aha tha aur ek bhi chaati ko nahi dhak raha tha. Shaurya Singh ne uska chehre ko saaf tarag itni nazdeek se pehli baar dekha tha. Unhone uspe ek bharpoor nazar daali aur dil hi dil mein tareef kiye bina na reh sake. Aur phir nazar jaise apne aap uski chhatiyon se aake chipak gayi jo ab pallu hat jaane ke vajah se blouse mein saaf nazar aa rahi thi.

Rupali ne apne sasur ke shareer pe paani dalna shuru kiya. Paani vo is andaaz mein daal rahi thi ke aadha pani thakur ke uper girta aur aadha uske apne uper. Thodi hi der mein thakur ke saath saath vo bhi poori tarah bheeg chuki thi. Uska blouse uski chhatiyon se chipak gaya tha. Andar bra na hone ke karan ab us blouse ka hona na hona ek barabar tha. Vo Thakur ke samne khadi thi jiski vajah se uski chhatiyon ka bharpoor nazara uske sasur ko mil raha tha. Usne sabun uthaya aur apne sasus ke sar pe lagana shuru kiya.

Uder Shaurya Singh ka apne uper kaabu rakhna mushkil ho raha tha. Saalon se unhone kisi ko nahi choda tha aur aaj ek aurat ka jism itne kareeb tha. Unki bahu jhuki hui unke sar pe sabun laga rahi thi. Paani se bheega blouse ab jaise tha hi nahi. Uski dono choochiyan unke samne saaf nazar aa rahi thi. Rupali unke itna kareeb thi ke vo agar apna munh halka sa aaga kar den to uske cleavage ko choom sakte the.

Rupali ghoomkar thakur ke pichhe aayi aur kamar pe sabun lagane lagi. Budhape mein bhi apne sasur ka jism dekhkar uski munh se jaise wah nikal padi thi. Is umar mein itna tandrust jism. Budhape ka kahin koi nishan nahi,Chodi chaati, mazbboot kandhe. Use is baat ka bhi andaza tha ke thakur ektuk uski choochiyon ko hi ghoor rahe the aur yahi to vo chahti bhi thi. Achanak vo aage ko giri aur aur apni dono choochiyan thakur ke kandho pe rakhke daba di.

"Maaf kijiyega Pitaji. Per phisal gaya tha" kehte hue to khadi hui aur paani dalkal sabun dhone lagi.

Achanak uski nazar bethe hue thakur ki taango ki taraf padi aur uski aankhen khuli reh gayi. Uske sasur ka lund khada hua tha ye dhoti mein bhi saaf dekha ja sakta tha. Saaf pata chalta tha ke lund kitna lamba aur mota hai. Rupali ko pehli baar andaza hua ke lund itna lamba aur mota bhi ho sakta hai. Uske pati ka to shayad iska aadha bhi nahi tha. Ek baar ko to use aisa laga ke hath aage badhake pakad le.Apne dil pe kaabu karke Rupali ne nehlane ka kaam khatam kiya aur mudkar bathroom se bahar nikal gayi.

Shaurya Singh ki nazar to jaise bahu ki chhatiyon se hati hi nahi. Jab vo nehlakar jaane ke liye mudi to unka kaleja jaise phir unke munh ko aa gaya. Saree bheeg jaane ki vajah se Rupali ki gaand se chipak gayi thi aur gaand ke beech ki darad mein ja phasi thi. Uski uthi hui gaand ki golaiyon ko dekhe thakur ke dil mein bas ek hi baat aayi.

"Bahut sahi naam rakha iske maan baap ne iska. Rupali"

Pani mein bheegi Rupali jaise bhagti hui apne kamre mein pahunchi. Is saare karyakram mein uska khud ka jism jaise dehak utha tha. Agar vo 2 min aur bathroom mein ruk jati to use pata tha ke vo khud apne sasur ka lund apne hath mein le leti. Kamre mein ghuste hi use apne jism se bheege kapde utarke phekne shuru kiye. Nangi hokar vo bistar pe ja giri aur ek baar phir uski ungliyin ki choot se jung shuru ho gayi.

Udher Rupali ke jaate hi Shaurya Singh ka hath apni dhoti tak pahunch gaya. Unhen yaad bhi na tha ke aakhri baar apne haath se kab kaam chalaya tha unhone. Shayad bachpan mein kabhi. Aur aaj bahu ne unse ye kaam budhape mein karva diya. Lund ko hath se hilate Shaurya Singh ne jaise hi bahu ke nange jism ki kalpana apne neeche ki to poore sharir mein jaise romanch ki ek leher sar se paon tak daud gayi.

Choot mein lagi aag thandi hokar jab ungliyon pe behne lagi to Rupali ne uthkar apne kapde samete. Dil to chah raha tha ke abhi Sasur ji ke samne jaake taange khol de par usne apne uper kaabu rakha. Pehel usne Shaurya Singh se hi karani thi varna saara khel bigad sakta tha. Use aisi banna tha ke Shaurya Singh lattu ki tarah usi kea age pichhe ghoomta rahe. Kapde badalkar Bheege hue kapdo ko sukhane ke lie vo apne kamre ki balcony mein aayi to use apna pehle dewar Tejveer Singh ki gaadi aati dikhayi di.

Tejveer Singh ko zyadatar log kul ka kalank kehte the. Vajah thi uski ayyashi ki aadat. Auraton ke bazaar mein uska aana jana tha, Nashe ki use lat thi. Aksar hafton tak ghar vapis nahi aata tha par kisi ki himmat kabhi nahi hui ke use palatke kuchh kahe. Aisa raub tha uska. Uska baap tak uske aage kuchh nahi kehta tha. Tej apni marzi ka aadmi tha. Jo chaha karta. Aaj bhi vo 2 hafte baad ghar vapis aaya tha.

Tej ka kamra jahan tha vahan tak jaane ke liye use Rupali ke kamre kea age se hoke guzarna padta tha. Vo hamesha ruk kar pehle apni Bhabhi ka haal puchhta tha aur phir apne kamre tak jata tha. Aaj bhi aisa hi hoga ye baat Rupali janti thi. Vo palatkar apne kamre tak vapis pahunchi aur kamre ka darwaza khol diya. Car park karke yahan tak pahunchne mein Tej ko kam se kam 5 mintues ka time lagega. Ye soche hue vo bathroom mein paunchi. Apne saare baal gile kiye aur apni saree aur blouse utar diya. Ab sirf ek kaale rang ke petticoat aur usi rang ke bra mein vo shishe ke samne aake khadi ho gayi, jaise abhi nahake nikli ho. Darwaza uske pichhe tha aur vo shishe mein dekh sakti thi. Thodi der waqt guzra aur use Tej ke kadmo ke awaz aayi. Jaise jaise kadam rakhne ki awaz nazdeek aati rahi vaise vaise Rupali ke dil ki dhadkan badhti rahi. Uske jism mein sharam, vasna aur darr ki ajeeb si leher uth rahi thi. Thodi der baad darwaza thoda sa khula aur use Tej ka chehra nazar aaya.

Tejvinder Singh 2 hafte baad ghar kuchh paise lene ke liye lauta tha. Jo paise vo leke gaya tha vo randi chodne aur sharab peene mein uda chukka tha. Usne gaadi haweli ke samne roki aur andar dakhil hua. Samne hi uske baap ka kamra tha par usne vahan jana zaroori nahi samjha. Vaise bhi vo sirf thodi der ke liye aaya tha. Paise leke usne vapis chale jana tha. Vo apne kamre ki taraf badh gaya. Raste mein bhabhi ka kamra padta tha. Unka haal vo hamesha puchhta tha. Rupali pe use daya aati thi. Bechari bhari jawani mein is veeran haweli mein qaid hoke reh gayi thi. Vo Rupali ke kamre ke samne ruka aur darwaza halka sa khola hi tha ke uska gala sukhne laga.

Rupali lagbhag aadhi nangi shishe ke samne khadi baal bana rahi thi. Vo shayad abhi nahake nikli thi aur jism par sirf ek bra aur petticoat tha. Lambe gile baal uske petticoat ko bhi gila kar rahe the jo bheeg kar uski gaand se chipak gaya tha. Ek pal ke liye vo sharam ke mare darwaze se hat gaya aur apne kamre ki taraf chal pada par phir palta aur darwaze se jhakne laga. Usne apni zindagi mein kitni auraton ko nangi dekha tha ye ginti use bi yaad nahi thi par Rupali jaisi koi bhi nahi tha. Gora makhmal jaisa jism, motape ka kahin koi nishan nahi, lambe baal, patli kamar aur gol uthi hui gaand. Is nazare ne jaise uski jaan nikal di. Vo ek ayyash aadmi tha aur Bhabhi hai to kya, choot to aakhir choot hi hoti hai aisi uski soch thi. Vo auraon ke chakkar mein jaane kis kis randi ke yahan pada rehta tha aur use ab apni bevakoofi pe malal ho raha tha. Ghar mein aisa maal aur vo bahar ke dhakke khaye? Nahi aisa nahi hoga.

Rupali janti thi ke pichhe darwaze pe khada Tej use dekh raha tha. Shishe ke ek taraf vo uske chehre ki jhalak dekh sakti thi. Usne badi dheere dheere apne geele baal sukhaye taaki uska dewar ek lambe waqt tak use dekh sake. Vo jaan bhoojh kar apni gaand ko thoda aage pichhe karti aur uski vo harkat Tej ki kya halat kar rahi thi ye bhi use nazar aa raha tha. Thodi der baad usne apna blouse uthaya aur pehente hue bathroom ki taraf chali gayi. Kapde pehenkar jab vo vapis aayi to Tej bhi darwaze pe nahi tha. Usne apne kapde theek kiye aur darwaza kholkar bahar nikli. Bahar nikalkar Rupali ne ek nazar Tej ke kamre ki taraf daali. Darwaza band tha. Usne ek lambi saans li aur sidhiyan utarkar bade kamre mein aayi. Uske Sasur kahin bahar jaane ko taiyyar ho rahe the.

"Bhushan aa gaya kya?" Shaurya ne puchha

"Ji Nahi. Tej aaye hain" Rupali sir jhukake boli

"Aa gaya ayyash" Kehte hue Shaurya ne ek nazar Rupali pe daali. Abhi yahi aurat jo ghunghat mein khadi hai thodi der pehle unhen nehla rahi thi. Thodi der pehle iski dono chhatiyan unke chehre ke saamne aadhi nangi latak rahi thi sochkar hi Shaurya Singh ke badan mein vasna ki lehar daud uthi. Ab unki nazar mein jo unke samne khadi thi vo unki bahu nahi ek jawan aurat thi.

"Main zara bahar ja raha hoon. Shaam tak laut aaunga. Bhushan aaye to use mere kapde dhone ke liye de dena." Kehte hue Shaurya Singh bahar nikal gaye

Rupali unhen jata dekhkar muskura uthi. Ye saaf tha ke vo nashe mein nahi the. Aur use yaad bhi nahi tha ke aakhri baar Shaurya Singh ne haweli se bahar kadam bhi kab rakha tha.

Yahi sochti hui vo Shaurya Singh ke kamre mein pahunchi aur cheezen uthakar apni jagah pe rakhne lagi. Gande kapde sametkar ek taraf rakhe. Ek nazar bathroom ki taraf padi to sharam se aankhen jhuk gayi. Yahin thodi der pehle vo apne sasur ke samne aadhi nangi ho gayi thi. Abhi vo in khyalon mein hi thi ke car start hone ki awaz aayi. Vo lagbhag bhagti hui bahar aayi to dekha ke Tej Car leke phir nikal gaya tha.

"Phir nikal gaye ayyashi karne." Jaati hui car ko dekhke Rupali ne socha.

Sasur ka kamra saaf karke vo kitchen mein pahunchi. Khana banaya aur khane hi wali thi ke yaad aaya ke usne Bhushan ko kaha tha ke uska vrat hai. Vo bahar aake uska intezaar karne lagi aur thodi hi der mein Bhushan laut aaya.

"Lo Bahu. Aapki Puja ka poora saman le aaya." Kehte hue Bhushan ne saman uske samne rakh diya.

Rupali ne vrat kholne ka drama kiya aur khana khake apne kamre mein aa gayi. Dopahar ka suraj aasman se jaise aag ugal raha tha. Is saal barish ki ek boond tak nahi giri thi. Vo subah ki jagi hui thi. Bistar pe leti hi thi ke aankh lag gayi.

Purushottam ke ek hath mein Rupali ki saree ka pallu tha jo vo apni aur kheench raha tha. Doosri taraf se Rupali apni saree ko utarne se bachne ke liye poora zor laga rahi thi aur Purushottam se door bhaag rahi thi.

"Chhod dijiye na. Mujhe puja karni hai" Usne purushottam se kaha.

"Pehle prem puja phir kaam duja" kehte hue purushottam ne uski saree ko zor ka jhatka diya. Rupali ne apne dono hathon se kaskar saree ko thaam rakha tha jiska nateeja ye hue ke vo ek jhatke mein Purushottam ki bahon mein aa gayi.

"Us bhagwan ka sochti rehti ho hamesha. Pati bhi to parmeshwar hota hai. Hamen khush karne ka dharma bhi to nibhaya karo" Purshottam ne use dekhke muskurate hue kaha.

"Aapko iske alawa kuchh soojhta hai kya" Rupali purushottam ke hath ko rokne ki koshish kar rahi thi jo uske pet se sarak kar uski saree petticoat se bahar khinchne ki koshish kar raha tha.

"Tumhari jaisi biwi jab samne ho to kuchh aur soojh sakta hai bhala" Kehte hue purushottam ne apne ek hath uske petticoat mein ghusaya aur saree bahar khinch di.

Rupali ne saree ko dono hathon se pakad liya jiski vajah se vo poori tarah se Purshottam ke rehmo karam pe aa gayi. Puroshottam ne aage jhuk kar apne honth uske hontho pe rakh diya aur doosra hath kamar se neeche hota hua uski gaand pe aa gaya.

Rupali ne dono hath purushottam ke seene pe rakhkhar use pichhe dhakelne ki koshish ki. Is chakkar mein uski saree uski hath se chhut gayi aur khuli hone ki vajah se uske pairon mein ja giri. Ab vo sirf blouse aur petticoat mein reh gayi thi. Purushottam ne use zor se pakda aur apne saath chipka liya. Uska lund petticoat ke uper se theek Rupali ki choot se ja takraya. Doosra hath gaand pe dabav daal raha tha jisse choot aur lund aapas mein dabe ja rahe the.

"Chhod dijiye na" Rupali ne kaha

"Nahi jaan. Bolo Chod dijiye na" Puruhottam ne kaha aur Rupali sharam se dohri ho gayi.

"Hey bhagwan. Ek to aapki zubaan. Jaane kya kya bolte hain" kehte hue Rupali ne poora zor lagaya aur Purushottam ki giraft se azad ho gayi. Chhutkar vo palti hi thi ke Purushottam ne use phir se pakad liya aur saamne dhakelte hue deewar se laga diya. Rupali deewar se ja chipki aur uski dono chuchiyan deewar se dab gayi. Purushottam pichhe se phir Rupali se chipak gaya aur uske gale ko choomna laga. Neeche se uska lund Rupali ki gaand pe dab raha tha aur uska ek haath ghoomkar Rupali ki ek chhati ko pakad chuka tha.

"Rape karoge kya" Rupali ne puchha jiske jawab mein purushottam ne uski chhati ko masalna shuru kar diya. Uska lund akad kar patthar ki tarah sakht ho gaya tha ye Rupali mehsoos kar rahi thi. Uske lund ka dabav Rupali ki gaand pe bhadta jar aha tha aur ek hath dono chuchiyon ka aata goondh raha tha.

"Oh Rupali. Aaj gaand marva lo na" Purushottam ne dheere se uske kaan mein kaha.

"Bilkul nahi" Rupali ne zara narazgi bhari aawaz mein kaha " aur apni zubaan zara sambhaliye"

Purushottam ka doosra hath uska petticoat uper ki taraf khinch raha tha. Rupali ko uske is tarah se deewar ke saath daba rakha tha ke vo chahkar bhi kuchh na kar pa rahi thi. Thodi hi der mein Petticot kamar taka a gayi aur uski gaand par sirf ek panty reh gayi. Vo bhi agle hi pal sarak kar neeche ho gayi aur Purushottam ka haath uski nangi gaand ko sehlane laga.

Rupali ki samajh mein nahi aa raha tha ke vo kya kare. Vo chahkar hil bhi nahi pa rahi thi. Vo abhi nahakar pooja karne ke liye taiyyar ho hi rahi thi ke ye sab shuru ho gaya. Ab dobara nahana padega ye sochkar use thoda gussa bhi aa raha tha.

Tabhi use apni gaand pe Purushottam ka nanga lund mehsoos hua. Use pata hi na chala ke usne kab apni pent neeche sarka di thi aur lund ko uski gaand pe ragadne laga tha.

"Thoda jhuk jao" Purushottam ne kaha aur uski kamar pe halka sa dabav dala. Rupali ne jhukne se inkar kiya to vo phir uske kaan mein bola.

"Bhoolo mat ke lund ke samne tumhari gaand hai. Agar nahi jhuki to ye sidha gaand mein hi jayega. Soch lo"