Big Bang Theory - Penny Pays the Bill Pt. 06

When he stood up and began to unbuckle his belt, Penny thought, "here we go again...if I didn't know there was at least one gentleman in the world, I would think they were all pigs."

Instinctively she kneeled in front of the desk preparing to administer a blow-job, but Guy had another idea: "what are you doing...I get blow-jobs from Gayle, the other dancer out front. Stand up, bend over the desk and spread those long legs for me." Penny knew she had passed the point of no return, so she did as he instructed and watched him retrieve a jar of Vaseline from his desk drawer. It was obvious she was not the first interview he had conducted. She had only had anal sex a couple of times, and was not a big fan of it to say the least, but she breathed a sigh of relief when she saw Guy's penis: it was like a foot long hot dog. Even though it was lengthy, the most important aspect was that it was very slender and his crown barely flared at all so it wouldn't painfully stretch her brown hole.

She noticed that there was a pubic jungle around his hard-on and she wondered for the umpteenth time why more men didn't trim their groin area. Women did it to please men. Didn't they realize how unpleasant it was to choke on their curly hair and pick it out of their teeth when they administered oral sex? When she had given Leonard a blow-job, she couldn't help but notice that even her sweet nerd had done some man-scaping. It was so incredibly thoughtful and she had wanted to ask him how long he had been doing it...and why, but she didn't want to embarrass him. She sure had appreciated it though. If men only knew that they would probably receive oral sex more often if they simply trimmed their pubic jungle, the problem would probably solve itself.

As Penny bent forward over Guy's desk, he was slathering his hard-on with Vaseline and watching intently as she spread her seemingly endless legs. "You have one great ass, Penny," Guy flattered her as he stepped between her legs and massaged her incredibly firm and round ass cheeks. Even though she was virtually being forced to have sex, the sensation of his hands squeezing and caressing her ass was making her moist. She bent over farther, presenting her lovely butt to Guy as her tits flattened out against the desk-top. He used his thumbs to spread her rosy cheeks, exposing her tiny puckered hole.

There was a glob of Vaseline on the tip of his cock, and Guy used his crown to spread it all around her brown hole. He grasped her wide hips and began to slowly push forward, the crown of his cock popping through her sphincter ring and into her ass-hole. She grasped the edge of the desk, bracing herself for the invasion as he paused to look at her hole surrounding his meat. Pushing steadily forward, the Vaseline eased his penetration and he slid into her asshole until his scrotum nudged against her slit. "Holy fuck," Penny exclaimed, surprised at how far up her ass he had penetrated.

This reaction seemed to excite Guy who slowly withdrew his weapon, slathering some more Vaseline on it before sliding it back inside her rear tunnel. His prick was so slender, and so well lubricated, that Penny had to admit the sensation of having her ass fucked was not all that unpleasant. Guy began to thrust his cock in and out of her beautiful ass, his hands grasping her trim waist for leverage as he increased his pace. Penny raised up on her elbows so he could reach around her and roughly squeeze her magnificent tits. Guy became mesmerized by the way her firm ass cheeks jiggled when he slammed his cock into her hole.

Figuring she may as well enjoy his assault, Penny reached her right hand down between her legs and slid her middle finger up into her juicy pussy. "Oh fuck yeah," she groaned as her thumb rubbed her aroused clit while she finger-fucked herself. Guy assumed her reaction was a result of his cock in her ass, and he began to jam up into her butt, his balls slapping against her.

"Here it comes babe," Guy yelled as he thrust violently up into her asshole and Penny could feel the warmth of his jism deep inside her as he pumped his load into her. He slowly let his cock slide out of her hole, then casually pulled his pants and underwear up his legs. "Yeah that's one great ass," he assured her as he gallantly handed her a box of tissues.

Standing up and trying not to be self conscious about her nudity, Penny accepted the tissues and replied, "thank you. I've never had a complaint." She bent over to retrieve her dress, then slipped it easily on. She balled her thong in her hand before stashing it in her purse. Taking several tissues, she reached under her dress and tried to wipe away his cum as it came drooling out of her asshole. Her intent was to pay a visit to the Restroom before departing, get herself cleaned up and slip on her panties.

"Well, you've got the job if you want it. Can you be here tomorrow night," Guy inquired, "bring a pair of hot pants or bikini bottom."

"I'll be here," Penny told him, and left the office.

Sitting behind the wheel of Leonard's car, she thought, "the things I do for my craft." Glancing again at the note with the big gold star, she felt guilty and yet she knew if she ever told Leonard, he would forgive her...that was just the type of person he was. That was why she knew she had fallen in love with him. In spite of all that had occurred that day, she didn't feel that bad and wondered what the nerds of 4A were having for dinner that night.

After carefully parking Leonard's car, Penny hurried up to her apartment, made sure to wash her face and gargle again, put on a comfy pair of shorts and a tank top, then crossed the hall to 4A and deliberately knocked on the door. A chorus of "come in" alerted her to the fact that the "Nerd Four" was in the house. She burst gleefully through the door and, of course, Sheldon was the first to speak, "I'm thrilled that you have finally learned how to knock...job well done Penny."

"That's very magnanimous of you Moonpie," she answered, "yeah that's right, I said magnanimous."

"Only my Meemaw calls me Moonpie," he scolded before Leonard quickly interrupted.

"So tell us...I can hardly wait to hear...you got the part, didn't you...I just know you did," he gushed.

Surprising everybody in the room, she threw her arms around her "special" nerd's, neck and shouted to the ceiling, "I got the part...I'm going to be in a Jason Statham movie!"

Shocking her with his strength, Leonard wrapped his arms around her waist, picked her up off the floor and twirled her around the living room. "Wow, Jason Statham had nothing on you," she whispered in his ear as he set her down.

"Congratulations Penny," Howard oozed, "and I understand you will be appearing topless in this film."

"That is correct Howard...and you are banned from seeing it," she teased the lecherous scientist.

Howard's face was turning red when Raj, who was unable to speak to attractive women unless he was inebriated, leaned over and whispered in his ear. "Raj says congratulations, too," Howard told Penny.

Crossing to the sofa, Penny leaned down, gave Raj a peck on the cheek and answered, "thank you sweetie...you can come to the movie."

Again it was Sheldon who interrupted everyone's revelry, "hello...the pizza is getting cold and there is nothing worse than cold, soggy pizza."

Penny spied the Giacomo's box on the kitchen counter and said, "let me guess: sausage, mushrooms and light olives."

"Wow, Sheldon she's memorized your diet," Leonard stated as he began putting pizza on plates...handing Penny the first slice.

"Something everyone should do," Sheldon acknowledged, and then, "why does she get the first slice...or any slice for that matter."

"Because I say so and I paid for it," Leonard informed him, handing Penny a bottle of water from the fridge.

She kissed Leonard's cheek and told him, "you are my knight in shining armor. Thanks for the use of the car Would you mind if I borrowed it tomorrow night; some of us are going to read lines. After that I should only need it one day for the shoot. I'm only in one scene so it should be quick." She knew she had lied to him about reading lines, but it was a tiny lie and she was researching her part.

"I told you...whenever you want it, it's yours and it's not the quantity of lines...it's the quality of the delivery and I'll bet you steal the scene," he announced.

She intentionally bumped her ass against his hip as they walked to the living room area and told him sincerely, "you are the sweetest man I have ever met...thank you. I'm sorry but I don't think we'll be able to get together this weekend. George (her boss at the Cheesecake Factory) left a message on my phone that he needs me to work extra this weekend...something about a convention of Rose Parade planners meeting in town. I'll make it up to you...I want to be with you so much."

Trying not to show his disappointment, Leonard attempted to assuage her guilt, "that's OK, I'm sure the chauffeur of Sheldon's Limo Service will be busy as well. Just hearing you say you want to spend time with me is almost enough. We'll get together next week...after the filming is over...I'm not going anywhere and I certainly hope you're not either."

"Not without my man," she seductively whispered as she sat on the arm of his chair and leaned against him. Leonard could not be more contented, especially since he couldn't help but notice she had neglected to wear a bra and could feel her magnificent soft breast press against his arm. After dinner and destroying Sheldon and Howard at Halo, the excitement of the day caught up to her and Penny found it difficult to keep her eyes open. "I think I'll call it a night," she told Leonard, and he walked her to her front door. "Thank you for everything," she remarked and kissed him passionately on the lips, "I have to work the afternoon shift tomorrow."

The next day she received a text telling her that her scene was scheduled to be filmed the following Monday morning. It informed her that a bikini bottom would be provided by Wardrobe, unless she brought one of her own choice. The address of the set and soundstage was only about a block from the office where she had interviewed in Burbank. She texted Leonard to let him know what day she needed to borrow his car and when she got home from her Cheesecake Factory shift, she tried to squeeze in a quick nap before heading to "Guy's." She was too nervous to sleep so she got up and took a quick shower, making sure to shave every area that would be exposed.

Penny rubbed baby oil into her skin, making it glisten and more supple. Selecting a fairly conservative neon orange bikini bottom, instead of one of her thongs, she got dressed and headed to Glendale. When she arrived at the bar, the evening was just getting dark, masking some of it's sleaziness. Her blood was rushing through her veins when she walked through the front door, her wonderful body concealed by a pair of sweats and a loose fitting shirt. Guy saw her come in and showed her to the small dressing room shared by all the dancers. He introduced her to Gayle, the tired dancer from the previous day and Gayle proceeded to show Penny around, and assigned her a locker.

Gayle told her that she could take the stage right after her set of dances, and Penny confessed that she had virtually no experience and was hoping to learn from Gayle. "Look, all the guys in the bar are horny already, so just remember to swivel your hips and shake your tits...and keep your pussy covered at all times, or the cops will shut us down. You are a real looker, so you won't have any trouble making tips. We actually don't do that many lap-dances because our customers are common workers just making ends meet. Sometimes I do a free lap-dance just trying to get things rolling and loosen up the wallets. All the time Gayle was talking with her, she was topless; dressed only in a skimpy pair of denim shorts. She seemed totally at ease with her near-nudity, so Penny quickly stripped down to her bikini bottom and stashed her clothes in her locker.

Hearing her selected music begin, Gayle dashed up to the small stage and began her sexy dance. Penny just stood by the side of the stage, intently watching Gayle "shake her booty," and taking mental notes. When it was her turn to dance, Penny bounced onto the stage to the beat of "Old Time Rock and Roll" and it seemed like she had been dancing topless her whole life. She was a natural as she just let her body move to the beat of the music, her shapely hips gyrating and swaying while her magnificent tits jiggled and bounced. Her truly perfect ass was accentuated by the bright orange bikini bottom, and she sometimes dipped so low that her cheeks nearly touched the floor. It felt so liberating, her unencumbered breasts jouncing up and down as she danced and twirled.

Losing track of time, Penny was surprised when Gayle relieved her on stage. Between their sets, it was each girls turn to mingle with the crowd and perform lap dances. Penny got a free tequila shot from Danny the bartender, and then mingled with the customers. There were five singles at the bar, one table of three men and another table of five. She knew they were all staring at her breasts, but instead of being self conscious, she took it as a compliment and thrust her chest out proudly.

The table of five motioned her over and they took a collection to come up with the fifty dollars for a lap dance. One of the five was a huge, round black man and they told her he was getting married the following weekend, so this was his bachelor party. In this more intimate setting, she began to feel embarrassed as she danced and swayed her body between his legs, rubbing up against his crotch. When she turned her back to him and rubbed her bikini-covered ass against his groin, she could clearly feel a large bulge straining against his zipper. Penny accepted it as a compliment and thought, "you've still got it kid," as she ground her cheeks into his crotch, "I should try this with Leonard."

He reached around her and was about to grab her jiggling tits when she wagged her finger at him and warned, "not unless you want to deal with David," and she pointed at the bar's bouncer/doorman near the front entrance. David didn't have exactly the body-builder physique, but was shaped more like an NFL defensive lineman: big and bulky, with huge arms and no neck. Gayle had told Penny that he had played that position at USC until flunking out. Penny had responded that she was from Nebraska, and good football players never flunked out. So the chubby bachelor had backed off, and as if it was a consolation prize, Penny turned and shook her incredible bouncing breasts right in his face while gently grazing his trouser-tent with her hand. One of his friends yelled, "whoa Darryl, I think she likes you."

The evening proceeded without incident, with Penny taking her turn at dancing and performing a couple more lap dances; she even did one for a female group. At the end of the night Guy approached her smiling and told her she had done a nice job, then asked her to arrive a little earlier the next night and maybe they would talk about a raise. Penny knew what he meant by "talk;" she may have arrived in California from the farm at night...but not last night. She didn't even feel remorse for not telling him that he would never see her in his establishment again. She figured she had gained enough knowledge about the profession that she could perform competently in the film. Payday was Saturday, so she would miss her minimum wage check, but she did have the tips from her lap dances, and the singles that had been stuffed into her bikini.

It had been a long day, but when she got home she saw that Leonard had stuck another large gold foil star on her apartment door. Smiling broadly at her lovable nerd's handiwork, Penny thought, "I like the looks of that...maybe someday." The weekend flew by with her working double shifts at the Cheesecake Factory; she didn't even have time to have dinner with the nerds. Leonard texted her every day, usually saying how much he missed her and informing her of something thoughtless that Sheldon had done or said. Sunday they went to the paint ball course where Sheldon had become such a dictator that they had fragged him. Luckily Leonard explained that meant they had all shot their own leader...so Sheldon had pouted the rest of the day.

Monday morning Penny arose early after sleeping fitfully; her nerves not letting her relax. Wanting to make sure she left a memorable impression on the set, she again shaved her silky legs and everywhere else that would be visible. She smoothed moisturizer all over her body and wore the same orange bikini bottom under her dress, even though in the bright sunlight you could make out the orange outline through the flimsy material. When she stepped out onto the street, she spied a long-stemmed red rose lodged under the windshield wiper of Leonard's car. No note...but one wasn't necessary. Her heart melted at the gesture and she thought, "if someone had told me a year ago that a man this sweet existed anyplace on earth, I wouldn't have believed them."

Following the GPS, it only took her just over a half hour to reach the soundstage indicated on her directions. The warehouse was huge, and seemed to be in absolute chaos as people and equipment flew by her. After wandering aimlessly for a bit, she saw the casting director, Franz, standing by a line of Airstream trailers and approached him. "Oh hello," he greeted her, "I remember you. We hired you for the bar scene, right? Darla will show you to the common dressing room where they will slap some makeup on you. Did you bring a bikini, or do you need to visit Wardrobe." Penny nonchalantly lifted the side of her dress to show him the orange bikini and he nodded. Darla, his assistant hooked her arm through Penny's and began to guide her to the makeup artist's table.

"Judging by your wide eyes," Darla offered, "I would say this is your first time on a major film set."

"Is it that obvious," Penny admitted, "this is so exciting for me."

"I know it looks like complete chaos, but there really is a system for everything," Darla told her, "despite the appearance, everything is completely under control and running smoothly."

They walked to the makeup area where several tables and mirrors were set up and one of the makeup artists swiftly touched up Penny's face, assuring her she had good bone structure. She was surprised when the girl asked her to lower the top of her dress, "we always apply a little makeup to any exposed nipples so they show up better on camera."

Penny shrugged her shoulders, lowered her straps and let the makeup person brush some dark pink "blush" on her sensitive nipples. Penny kept looking over her shoulders trying to spot Jason Statham or some other recognizable star.

She finally met the Director, who agreed with Franz that the bikini and black stiletto heels she had worn, were certainly acceptable for her scene. The bar set was in a back corner of the expansive sound stage and they rehearsed the scene numerous times because of the fight-scene choreography. Penny didn't formally meet Statham since they really didn't interact in the movie, but still found it very exciting to be in his proximity.

The Director had them do two retakes of the scene, took a short break and then called for another. She heard the prop-master complain that "those break-away chairs don't grow on trees," while he was ogling her breasts. It was difficult for her to dance because there was no music; it was to be dubbed in later. On the forth (and what would be the final) take, after Penny spoke her line and waved at Statham, he and the other actor threw caution and choreography to the wind. His adversary threw a chair, Statham ducked, and it hit Penny in the back as she was dancing on the stage. Turns out it wasn't a "breakaway" chair and knocked her to the floor. As she was getting to her feet, Statham and the other actor rolled onto the stage and knocked her off her feet again.