Bathon Bathon mein

Bathon Bathon meinby: Lovely Radhika..

Ladki: jaldi karo...

Ladka: Hogya.. hogaya.. jara kholo aur istaraf ghum jao...

Ladki: Hogaya ki nahin..

Ladka: thodi der our.. jara jyaada kholo..

Ladki: Hai Ram.. abhi bhi aur... Bus...

Ladka: han ...please...

Ladki: Jaldi karo... koi ajayega...

Ladka: abhi.. chi shit...

Ladkai: Kya hua..?

Ladka: pen kharab hogaya...

Ladki: kharab pen bhi rakhthe ho..?

Ladka: mera pen achcha hai.. aaj hi.. jara... tumhare pas koi pen hai..?

Ladki: mere pas pen nahi hai...

Ladka: ink bottle tho hoga,,,

Ladki: han ink bottle tho hai...

Ladka : tumhara ink bottle de sakthi ho...?

Ladki: ...kyon...?

Ladka: mera pen dubaunga..aur likhoonga...

Ladki: naa baba.. mera bottle full hai.. tumhara pen dubane se ink chalak jayegi aur daaag padenge.

Ladka: please...

Ladki: nahi... tum jano ya tumara pen jane.. mai bottle nahi dene wali... aur jaldi karo...

Ladka: hamma... hogaya... ... kuch der bad bola

Ladki: thank god ho tho gaya.. mei darke mare mari jaan chali jaa rahi thi..

Ladka: kyon..?

Ladki: koi dekh letha tho...?

Ladka: sab apne pne kam mei busy hai... wise kal bhi khologi..

Ladki: kya..? kal bhi kholoon...? Tum tho roj hi kholne ko kahoge..

Lakda: please...

Ladki: dekhenge.. kal ki baaat kal dekhenge... agar jara der aur ho thi tho invigilator tumara aur mera paper leke chala jatha dekho who aa raha hai...

Invigilator aakar ladki se paper le liya aur ladke ki taraf hath badya. Ladki chali gayee. Ladka bhi do minit baad paper diya aur bahar ko bhaga. Ladki kisi ki scooter pe baith kar chal di.

Doosre din

Ladki: aaj achchi tayari kee..(ladke se poochi)

Ldaka: aise waise.. hum ladke, tum ladkiyon ke bara bar tho nahi kar sakthe hai na..?

Ladki: Kyon... kaya ladkiyon ko seengh (horns) hai kya...?

Lladka: seengh (horns) tho nahi hai, lekin kuch aur hai jo ladkon ke aankho mei chubh thi hai.. (ladka ladki ki chathi ko ghoortha kaha)

Ladki sharmakar muh pherli.. uski hontho par muskurahat thee.

Ladki: waise aaj tumara pen theek hai...?

Ladka: han.. kyon..?

Ladki: mere bottle mei tumhara pen dubone par bhi bahar na chalke .. meine precaution lee..

Dus din baad exams khatam ho gaye. Jab ladka bahar aya tho ladki kisi saheli se batiya rahi thi. Usne ladke ko dekh kar muskurayee.

Ladka: mei har roj tumare liye dekhtha tha.. lekin tum...

Ladki: mei bahar athe hi mere papa scooter se ready rahthe hai...

Ladka: aaj nahi aye..?

Ladki: aaj nahi ayange.. kah gaye hai..

Ladka: kaise jaogi...?

Ladki: aur kya hai.. public transport.. bus..

Ladka: chai piye..?

Ladka: chalo......

dono najdeek ki chai ke dukan per gaye aur chai ka order diye.. ladki ki nigah bahar latke kelon par gayee.

Ladki: kele ache ahi.. lambe, mote hai. .. ladke ne do kele liye ek ladki ko diya ek apne liye rakha dono bus stand tak chale.

Ladka: tumhara naam kya hai?

Ladki: Chandni (ek minit baad boli)

Ladka: Are apna naam kitne milthe hai...! Mera naam shashank hai.. shashank yani chand... mei chand aur tum chandni. Hum "mei tera chand thoo meri chandni" song sing kar sakthe hai

Ladki: kabhi muhn dekhi ayine mae... ladke ko ched thi boli

Ladka: kahan jana hai...

ladki boli.

Ladka: yeh tho suburban bus mei jana hai..mujhe bhi udhar hi jana hai.. ... aur bus athe hi dono bus mei chad gaye...

Ladka: are.. aaj bus itna khali hai aaj tho seat bhi mil gayee. ... ladke ne ladki ko window seat par bithne ko kaha aur uske bagal mei khud baith gaya. Dono idhar udhar ki bathe kar rahe the..

ladka: next year kounse college join kar rahi ho..

ladki: kyon..?

ladka: mei bhi wahin...

ladki: wahan par bhi mujhe kholne ko kahoge kaya...? ... ladka musurakar rah jata hai.

Ladki: are yeh kya kar raho ho.. itna jorse mat dabao...narm pad jayenge ...

Ladka: yeh kounse fruit hai..?

Ladki: chakho tho maloom padega.. meethe hai tho aam hai meetha aur katha hai tho santre...

Ladka: chooson....

Ladki: shakal dekho.. itni public mei ... kuch der bad

Ladka: tum bhi mera kela pakdo na...?

Ladki: itne public mei kaisa...?

Ladka : Mai tumhare pakda hun na..

Ladki: Tumhara hath mere peechese aur mere kankh (armpit) ke neeche aye hai.. aur front mei meri dupatta hai... lekin.. tumara...

Ladke ne apna collge bag apne god mei rakh liya. Ladki muskurayee. Aur bag ke neeche hath dalee.

Ladki: tunhara bhi lamba aur mota hi hai.. kele ki tarah...

Ladka: ek bar mei aur mere friend measure kare the.. mera.. 7 inch lamba aur 3 inch mota hai...

Ladki: aur tumhar friend ka...?Ladka: 6 inch lamba, motapa utna hi... kuch der baad

Ladki: tho tumhara kele ka dia 1 inch hai...

ladka: yeh kya..?

Ladki: circumference to dia ratio 22/7 hai. Tho it is 3.14. ab tumne 3 inch kaha tho dia lag bhag 1 inch hua na...?

Ladka: are baap re.. thum tho maths mei fast ho... tumne who piston wala experiment kia hai kya.

Ladki: han.. tumne nahi kiya?

Ladka: kiya pan correct nahi aya...

Ladki: tumne material kya use kiya?

Ladka: therma coal ....

Ladki: sponge use karna tha... sponge jo hai jerks sambhal sakthi hai... dekho.. sponge ko reverse isosceles triangle mei cut karna.. phir beech mei.. given dia ka circle cut karna phir usme socket fix karna .. phir piston insert karna... kya badi baat hai..? but piston achcha lubricate hona chahiye.. nahi tho socket spoil ho jayega...

Ladka: lekin lubrication ke wajah se piston ander slip ho gaya tho..

Ladki: Sambhal ke karo tho kuch nahi hota.. phir bhi doubt hai tho piston ke end mei do iron balls weld kardena.. bus...

Ladka: My god.. tum ko first rank guarantee.. shayaad state first bhi aye tho baat kya...

Ladki: bas.. bas.. mujhe sajjanki palli ki (drumstick) ped chadha rahe ho... kyon.. girane ka irada hai..?

Ladka: Moon light tum bahut clever ho... pl. next year mei tumhara college mei hi join hounga. Tumse bahut kuch seekh saktha hun...kounse collee mei join karogi...?

Ladki hans kar khamosh ho jathi hai.. phir poochthi hai....

Ladki: Moon light yeh kya naam hai..?

Ladka: Moonlight ya ni ki chandni...thodi der khamoshi

Ladka: ek baat kahoon...

Ladki: umn.. bolo kya baat hai...?

Ladka: tum bahut khoobsoorat ho..

Ladki: aisa kya... (ladki kil kilakar hansee) tumhe joke karne ke liye koi nahi mile ...kya..?

Ladka: nahi mei sach bol raha hun...

Ladki: aye... yeh kya.. phir wahan haath kyo daal rahe ho..?

Ladka: mei apne aap ko rok nahi paa rha hun.. ab ghar jana jaroori hai kya..?

Ladki: kyon.. nahi jana.. chahiye...

Ladka: thumhare dad tho nahi aye na...! kahdena ki friend ke paas gayee ho...

Ladki: Kyon....! Kya karoge..

Ladka: khol kar rakhne ko boli thi na.. mera pen tumhare ink bottle mei duubane ke liye... aur tumhare fruit chakhoonga..

Ladki: abba... kholne ki baat exam ke doosre din thi.. ab nahin...

Ladki ne yeh kahkar... dekho.. mera stop aa gaya hai... ab mei utarthi hun...uthe huye kahi aur boli.. any way thanks... aur apni seat se uthi...

Ladka: Thanks kyon...?

Ladki: yahan tak company dene ke liye..chai pilane ke liye aur... aur.. tumne apna kela bhi diye ho na... uske liye bhi...(yeh kahthe ladki ladke se hath milayee...aur bus se utar gayee.

Ladka disappoint hogaya.. phir wah apne haath mei kuch feel karke apna hatheli khola.. ek chit tha..us mei likha tha; Chandni... aur ek number tha uske neeche likha tha .. yeh mera watsapp number hai.

Ladka jor se chillaya... "Hurraah..." aur uchal kar khada hua.. tho bus ka luggage carrier sar ko laga aur dham se neeche seat par baitha...

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Doston.. yeh script kaisi hai..? aap apna rai jaroor bheje... aur please suggest kariye ki is ladka ladki ka mulakat age chale ya nahi. Agar aap chahthe hai tho yeh kissa age badhaya ja saktha ahi..

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