by AutumnWriter
Oh AutumnWriter, this was superb! A parody? Yes but don't all men dream such dreams and all women dream of a "Big Niner" with a great body attached? As for those little "red flags", AutumnWriter You can certainly trust your readers. Only one of your submissions has failed to get that coveted "red hot" award. Great stuff! Pete.
this was on of the funniest things i've read in a long time! you definitely deserve the red flags1
But you know that is because you put in humour and
satire.... If you had put it in Loving Wives I would
have given it a 3! I have my standards, too!
deserves a ten, or should I say a five? lol! Deserves the little red flags as well.
How come you didn't mention his Navy SEAL training? I mean, Mr. Unpretentious must have been a Navy SEAL, right? You know, before he started the seven figure computer consulting business. Also, when she screams, it is spelled "ccccuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggg!!!!!!1!!!1!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!eleven!!". Except in all caps. ;)
Simply fits every stock character and situation in this site. Sublimely Ridiculous and Ridiculously Sublime. I do not know how anyone would out parody that.
Especially the instant orgasms he gave her at the first touch of her breast, clit, etc. The "cherry" on top? (Sorry, I couldn't resist!) Was when she offered him her anal cherry, and he blithely turned it down!
Next time don't be afraid to put some subtlety into your story as well. You hit us over the head with everything else but the sink in the kitchen.
Just so well done and I cannot stop laughing. You have not only made it fun but slamed a few people who don't even get it.
AW: Very entertaining! You certainly had a plethora of material from which to cull your story's elements.
The only thing bigger than the big 9'er, is this Writer's enormous talent. Wonderful Story! Very entertaining!
I thought that there was going to be no anal, but it crept in at the end. Therefore, the only thing missing was the hot tub, surely there must be a hot tub involved somewhere!
Brilliant humour, worthy of the red flag.
Yes it misses the Navy Seal and the "car" should've been a Mustang, F150 or Charger, Vettes are for geriatric wannabees that can't even drag the golf bag to the clubhouse.