by Clit_n_Sass
Absolutely unique! Loved the creativeness of the sex and disdain of Black Friday crowds.
Thanks for your feedback! I take it satire is not quite as popular on Literotica compared to other genres. But that's OK - I'm glad that a few of you enjoyed my morbid sense of humor! Also, now that it's Cyber Monday, I see I made an error in referring to Cyber Black Friday. Apparently the online version of this madness is on a completely different day. Huh.
You know, you're a sick pup. But absolutely brilliant. Great tale.
Your political commentary changed the way I view politics and myself and society. Thanks for opening my eyes.
When I wrote this, I just thought it'd be a fun outlet for expressing myself and that like-minded folks may appreciate my cynical sense of humor. It didn't occur to me that erotic satire written under an alias could change people's viewpoints. But this is great, anonymous! I just need to get 7 billion views instead of 7k views, and we can change the world and I can quit my day job. I'm so stoked about the endless possibilities for utopia!!! xoxo -- Clit_n_SASS
There were a lot of holes and such in the story which some pedantic commentors may criticise but I totally relate to the fun you had whipping off a quick raunchy tale on the backdrop of real-life craziness. I look forward to reading more of your stories. It was a fun read.
Having worked retail for many years (including several Black Fridays) I full feel for Joe and Gina. In fact once I got out of retail I never ever participated in a Black Friday again. It is/was a zoo on both sides.
Thank you! I think this is the best story I've ever read on Literotica!! Thank you for the humor, sexy fun and anti-capitalist messaging :)