All Comments on 'I'm Getting Married in the Morning'

how about a story where at least one of your characters isn't a fucking mental patient.

I liked your other stories despite some problems, but this one, for me, is a no. All the characters, including the black guest star, are cheating assholes. Nothing here to like.

Him twice, her only once.

The whole pot and kettle thing.

But really, this happened to me just last week! How did you know?

tell us how fast your truck was gooing when it hit the wall.

4* for wild stupid fun.

Find another hobby. You aren't a writer. Hell, if you don't speak any bettor than you write, you couldn't have finished high school. Go away.

Because the closest to the true story is, you gave someone a lift to hospital?

Would have been 100% better without the true story bit, because then it could be written off as an extremely daft fantastical piece of writing.

Glad you found an excuse to split up with Margo and better yet, she can feel guilty about it rather than you having the balls to face up to her. Hope Cynthia hasn't seen any other men out pissing, it could be the end of your relationship, still there's always the nurse....bwhahahaha

I hope this true because that would be only way to justify this. Was pretty bad.

one star

Whether it was intentional or not, and I think it was intentional, this is parody of a lot of what I see here...so over-the-top that it was funny. Not great, but it made me laugh

1 star.

You need a milder weed, bro. They aren't married - no Loving Wife in sight. If it walks, Dan will fuck it. Pee in mouth, wow Very depraved. Please leave Cynthia's phone number in the next story. 4 Stars

When people can’t just read a silly over-the-top kinda of story and accept it for what it is...free fiction on a porn site. Did you pay for it? No. Was it a work renowned author? No. Was it advertised as anything more than fun? No. So other than to stroke your own fragile egos, here is no reason to be complete assholes about it. Than you author for taking the time to share this silly little tale with the rest of us who don’t expect Hemingway on a porn site.

In the first place, no one is married so why is this posted in the LW section? Trolling for reactions? You've got SO many other mistakes and errors this it is practically unreadable. I assume you were stoned when YOU wrote it? Simply an awful excuse for a story.

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Good or bad I enjoyed your story. You may need to tweak some to keep from becoming cookie cutter story. Still enjoyed it!

I wish I had the same luck taking a female friend to the hospital!....Brilliant Story!....5 Stars★★★★★

They all deserve one another and I almost feel sorry for them. If ever there was a story about people who think with their genitals, this is it. Not a true thought between them.

No, what's really sad is people like you who think only your opinion matters.

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Others don't like it? Fine. You like it? Fine. Your allowed to have your own opinion but others aren't based on your comments.

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Also, "Did you pay for it?" So you're saying it worth what we paid for it?

“Your writing is worse than a fifth grader.” Said the person leaving this comment.

The highlights? Easy car blowjobs because she’s flat chested (no steering wheels or controls in fictitious cars? The 20 minute double-bone spur surgery?

I have no idea what I just read...but I honestly think I need to be high to understand it.

No you idiot this is not a true story! But it is true bullshit.

This is not meant to be taken seriously, folks. I think it succeeds as a light, humorous little tale.

This must have been written with MJ looking over his shoulder.

You must be clueless. Yes, you are entitled to your opinion. If you don't like it, move on. Just don't be such a dick about not liking it. You don't see these types of comments on any other type of story on this website. It's not your opinion that sucks, it's your attitude towards the authors, story elements and people who do enjoy it that sucks. And the comment about not paying for it simply means you have no reason to complain about since it costs you nothing. But clearly you are too ignorant to understand that.

Where do you come up with these crazy stories? Your head must be swimming with ideas like a School of fish high on MJ. BUT - I love your crazy sense of humor. Damn, I had better visit a “Shrink”.

...why not put a little thought in and exercise some artistic license?...enough anyway, to make interesting.

I mean really. He fucks around on his fiancé, not knowing she’s fucking her best friend boyfriend? I mean he got sexy (albeit kinky) with Cynthia and fucked a nurse.

Well that was just random.

Yah. Truly horrible.

But fun read

This has to be one of the most skitzo stories i've ever read, but i laughed quite a bit. Dumb can be funny.

CrazyDave, you've written a couple of good ones, but this isn't one of them.

More crap.

You sure like to write about supermen. It was funny!

Stupid story. Can I have my five minutes back?

I believe