That 70's Show-Fireworks at the Foreman's

Eric looked like he was on the verge of tears as he answered, "that's the trouble...I do."

As Eric left through the back door, Kitty asked, "would you girls like to stay for dinner. Thank you for all your help."

Donna replied, "thanks Kitty but I promised my Dad I would help him put up the volleyball net and clean the hot-tub. That's a disgusting job because he sheds hair like a dog...yuck."

"Yeah and my Mom is probably there; she usually is now that she and Bob are dating; so I'm going to go with Donna and help my Mom watch," Jackie stated.

"Bye girls," Kitty waved as they left, "thanks...see you tomorrow."

July fourth dawned a hot and humid day, well into the nineties. The kind of day that you could count on one hand in northern Wisconsin; and definitely only in July. There were a few puffy white clouds (what are those...cumulus) in the deep blue sky; perfect for fireworks and picnics.

Everything was going as planned: Kitty had covered the picnic tables with red/white and blue plastic tablecloths and had even given Bob one because he insisted on having a table in his back yard also: "for the overflow," he said.

Hyde had remembered to bake up a batch of his "special" brownies when he got home from the Photo-Hut. Of course what Kitty didn't know was that the special ingredient was marijuana. When he and Eric came up from the basement, Kitty was smelling the brownies, still in the pan, and offered to cut them in squares. "Thank you so much for making the brownies Steven, you are just so thoughtful," she beamed as Hyde smiled back.

As they went into the back yard to distribute the lawn chairs, Eric shoved Hyde with his shoulder and scolded him, "you are such a kiss-ass."

"Hey, I'm the good son," Hyde teased him. Hyde was not, of course, Eric's brother, but after his own parents had left town, Kitty and Red had invited him to live in their basement.

"Hell, he's there all the time anyway," Red had complained, but the truth was, Red had become fond of him.

They were horsing around and tossing the bamboo tiki torches at each other like javelins when they heard the brakes of Kelso's van screech out front and they said in unison, "Kelso's here."

On cue, Kelso and Fez strolled up the driveway, shoving each other and challenging each other, "you flinched...no, you flinched."

Hyde walked over to Kelso, feigned punching him in the arm, and then did slug him, shouting, "no...YOU flinched." They were quite a group, all dressed in blue-jeans and sneakers; Hyde in a t-shirt depicting Jimi Hendrix at Woodstock, Kelso's t-shirt showing the classic Rolling Stones "tongue" logo, and Eric is a plain blue t-shirt. Fez was the only one dressed semi-conservatively in a button polo-shirt and Hush Puppies. His host parents picked out his clothes, so he was at a disadvantage. When they were done stabbing the torches into the lawn, the quartet sat in the lawn chairs eyeing the keg on the back porch.

"When's Red going to tap the keg," Kelso inquired, "it sure is hot."

"Oh you know Red," Eric offered, "he'll make a big production out of it...showing us how to do it properly, because we've never done it before." And with that they all laughed loudly.

Just then Bob Pinciotti came barging through the break in the hedge between the neighbors back yards, "happy holiday boys." As they groaned a response, Bob was followed by Pam, Donna and Jackie.

Pam greeted them with an enthusiastic, "so this is where they're keeping all the handsome young men." She had sandals on her feet and they noticed her toenails were painted a bright red. She was wearing a mid-thigh length white terry-cloth robe, like a beach cover-up and they could see glimpses of a bright red bikini underneath. "You're welcome to use the hot-tub; it's not hot, just nice and cool like a swimming pool...just in case you get overheated," and she winked sexily at them.

Starring at her long sexy legs, they all mouthed, "thank you Pam," and then turned their attention to the girls. They had both dressed-down because of the oppressive heat, with Donna showing what seemed like miles of long shapely legs in her extremely short jean-shorts. She had worked hard on the shorts, washing then several times to get the right amount of fraying around the legs. Of course every time she had washed them, the fraying had caused them to become even shorter, until now whenever she bent over you could actually see the swell of the bottom of her ass cheeks. She had on what Eric called a "girly t-shirt;" a shirt with such short sleeves that they barely covered her shoulders. She truly was a dream walking. Jackie wore a similar t-shirt and actual "hot-pants." They actually had cuffs on the legs, but were so short that they just concealed her cheeks.

All four boys whistled their appreciation and Jackie and Donna stuck out their tongues in response. As Bob and the girls went into the kitchen to see their hostess, Kelso stated, "man do I love Summer."

"Yeah, Jackie's mom is pretty hot," Hyde concurred.

"I could almost see her boobies," Fez added.

They were interrupted by Red and Bob coming out the back door carrying the beer keg tap, "all right, you boys gather 'round and I'll show you how to tap this bad boy," Red ordered. Eric winked at Hyde and they all watched Red get the party officially started. As soon as all the foam was cleared, everyone grabbed a red/white/blue plastic cup and sampled the golden brew. Surprisingly, the canvas cover had saved almost half of the block of ice, and Red filled the tub with the bags of ice Eric had brought home the previous night. "Ahhhh, that's good," Red proclaimed, "happy holiday...and you boys watch how much you drink...I've got my eyes on you," and he pointed two fingers at his eyes and then at the boys.

As they were drinking, around the corner trotted a sweaty, beleaguered Leo, his gray ponytail bouncing on his back. "Hey man, there you are," he panted, "you forgot to tell me the address of the picnic. Man I've been knocking on doors for an hour...some of the people actually chased me. You'd be amazed how many houses aren't yours."

"Leo, what are you doing here," Hyde wanted to know.

"Hey man you said you were having a picnic, and I didn't want to be rude and not show up," Leo proclaimed.

Hyde looked at Red and exasperatingly said, "I'm sorry Red, I didn't really invite him, I was just talking about it and I guess he got the wrong idea."

Red just shook his head, "hey anybody who puts up with you every day deserves a break...the more the merrier," and he handed Leo a plastic cup.

"Thanks man," Leo said graciously, still breathing hard. He started to pull a paper bag out of his back pocket, saying, "and I have something to contribute...," but Hyde stepped in front of him to block it.

"That's OK Leo," he interrupted, "we'll talk about that later."

Timing it perfectly to take the attention off Leo, Eric's slutty sister Laurie came strolling out of the back door proclaiming, "hey aren't you going to pour me one of those." She was dressed in a plain white tank top, and judging by the perky nipples plainly visible she had "forgotten" to include a bra. Her shorts were the popular cut-off jeans like Donna's, but not quite as short; they looked like she had just cut them off. She was definitely cute and the reason Kelso was no longer with Jackie was because he had fooled around with her. That was nothing new: Laurie fooled around with almost everybody, but Red still treated her like his little princess.

"Where have you been, I swear I haven't seen you for days," Red inquired.

"Oh just hanging out with some of my...uh...girlfriends," Laurie volunteered, "you know Daddy, it's Summer vacation."

Fez timidly held out a beer-filled cup and she smiled, "thank you handsome."

Kelso came over and stood in front of her, fidgeting and said, "hey Laurie, looking good."

Grinning seductively she replied, "hey Kelso, are you here alone?"

Trying to act cool, Kelso answered, "oh yeah, you know me, always playing the field...trying to spread myself around."

He almost fainted when Laurie flirted, "yeah I know how it is to spread myself. I like your t-shirt...it gives me all sorts of ideas."

All afternoon friends Red had known at the Plant and those Kitty knew at the hospital came and went and everyone had a pleasant time interacting with each other. It was so hot and humid that not much physical activity was taking place. Red had set up a horse-shoe pit along the driveway and occasionally a few people threw some shoes; but mostly everyone was content to drink, eat, drink, converse and drink. Red was not paying particular attention to how often the "kids" were pumping the tap and everyone was drinking more just to keep up their fluid levels, since they were perspiring. Kitty, not that fond of beer, had been almost constantly bring out pitchers of daiquiris for her guests to enjoy.

Donna, Eric, Leo, Hyde and Fez were gathered around one of the picnic tables playing cards. Donna kept running her hand up and down Eric's thigh under the table, still horny from the previous day and; unable to concentrate on his cards, he was losing with great frequency. Fez proclaimed, "go fish."

Hyde punched him in the arm and said, "you dumb ass we're playing poker."

"Oh man," Leo added, "no wonder I never win, I thought we were playing gin."

Red had just finished grilling another round of steaks, placing them on the table and wiping the sweat from his brow. Pam remarked, "it must be so hot standing over that grill in the hot sun Red...I'm going over to the hot-tub to cool off, why don't you join me. Think of how good that cool water will feel all over your body."

"Thanks Pam, but isn't a hot-tub, you know, hot," Red asked.

"Oh no, not today," Pam assured him, "we turned it off so it's just as cool as a swimming pool," she began to untie the sash on the robe, giving Red a peel at her skimpy red bikini.

Actually feeling flustered, both with embarrassment and with the copious amount of beer he had consumed. Red continued, "well, I would Pam, but I don't have any trunks to wear."

"That's nothing to worry about Red," Pam encouraged him and stepped even closer so that he could smell the suntan oil on her skin, "you could borrow a pair of Bob's, of just wear your boxers."

Not knowing how to continue this conversation, Red asked, "how do you know I wear boxers?"

"Because that's what a real man wears," she declared, "and besides, I've seen them on the clothesline. Come on," she urged taking him by the hand, "I won't take No for an answer."

Red couldn't take his eyes off her bikini as he asked, "well, what about Bob?"

"Oh he and Kitty and some of the others are playing pinochle in the kitchen, let's go," she informed him as she dragged him by the hand towards her back yard.

Not resisting, Red followed her through the hedge and over to her hot-tub where she quickly shed her robe and climbed into the cool water. He was speechless as he stared at her superb body covered only in the tiny bikini. Pam's legs were long and shapely, and while her breasts weren't overly large, they were incredibly perky. Red became even more self conscious as he pushed his pants down his legs, realizing that he had a partial erection, and trying to face away from Pam as he eased himself down into the water. When he was fully immersed in the invigoratingly cool water, he turned to face her and was stunned to see that she had shed her bikini top.

Her breasts were just how he had imagined them: perfect firm handfuls with small areola and already erect jellybean sized nipples. "It's not polite to stare," she teased him as she slid over to stand in front of him. "That's very flattering," she added as she nodded to his crotch. His erection was now at full staff and was poking out of the top of his boxers and breaking the surface of the water. "My God Red," Pam gushed, "that is quite impressive," as she reached down and grasped the tip of his cock in her soft hand. She could feel his veins pulsing as she gripped his pole tighter. She couldn't take her eyes off his crown which was as big as a tangerine, but she released her grip just long enough to untie the side of her bikini bottom. letting it float to the surface, and to pull Red's boxers down and toss them onto the lawn.

She dipped under the water when she pulled his underwear off his feet and on her way back up she ran her tongue along the entire length of his massive cock. "Jeez Red, that's got to be a foot long," she said dreamily as she surfaced, but stayed on her knees in front of him. "Bob's is pretty thick but yours is about twice as long," she surmised, wrapping her lips around the very tip of its head, and tickling his piss-hole with her tongue.

"Thirteen inches Kitty says," Red told her matter-of-factly, thinking that he knew it was old-fashioned, but he loved a woman with lipstick; and Pam's was bright red. He reached down and began to fondle and squeeze her perfectly round tits, and they were just as firm as they looked. When she stood, he could see that her pubic mound was as bald as the day she was born and Red found it to be a real turn-on. She really was a gorgeous woman and Red knew Kitty would agree.

"I love a real he-man, and I think I need to feel that giant cock inside me," she calmly stated as she turned and bent over, her back towards him and leaning against the side of the hot-tub. Spreading her long legs and pushing her beautiful ass cheeks higher, Pam ordered, "fuck me Red." He could see her prominent lips beginning to separate and he stepped forward and rubbed his enormous crown up and down her slit spreading her lubrication along its length. Wedging his head between her fleshy folds, Red grasped her slender waist in both hands and shoved forward. Pulling her taut body toward him, he rammed the entire length of his cock into her pussy in one motion; impaling her on a foot of fat,hard cock. "Holy shit," Pam groaned as Red held her against him, grinding his pelvis against her beautiful ass.

"Holy fuck, no one had ever been that deep inside my pussy," Pam purred, "fuck me Red, jam that big, beautiful cock into me." Holding her tightly in his hands, Red began to thrust forward, slamming his massive meat into her juicy cunt, fucking his attractive neighbor as hard as he could. She began to shove her ass backwards, meeting his strokes, loving the sensation of having her cunt stuffed with cock. Red started to slap her firm ass cheeks, watching them redden, but barely jiggle. Reaching around Pam, he pawed at her tits, trapping her nipples between his fingers and squeezing. He wasn't making love to Bob's cheating girlfriend...he was fucking her.

The water in the hot-tub was sloshing out all over the lawn and they were making such a noise that they didn't even hear Jackie coming through the hedge. She had been siting patiently by Hyde's side, sipping beer and watching him play cards, but had become bored.

"I'm hot, I think I'll go jump in the hot-tub," she had told Hyde, hoping he would get the hint and join her. But he had just grunted, making her mad, so she left anyway...alone.

For such a tiny girl, she had consumed a large quantity of beer and hearing the commotion in the hot-tub, her eyes were finding it difficult to focus. She picked up a pair of wet boxer shorts off the lawn and was standing right next to the tub before the occupants even noticed her. Flushed, her mother greeted her, "oh Hi sweetie," and then the first thing to pop into her head, "it's so hot, why don't you join us. That would be OK with you wouldn't it Red?"

Even if Red had not been totally inebriated he still would have agreed, "that would be great," and then for the second time that afternoon, "the more the merrier." Jackie felt like she had been hypnotized because she couldn't take her eyes off the incredible pole that was penetrating her mother's pussy. Red had not missed a stroke as he slid his prick in and out of Pam's hole. As Jackie quickly undressed, Red suggested to Pam, "I'll bet you've never had anything this big in your ass. Since you're already bent over, you wanna give it a try?"

"Go for it stud," she agreed, and felt Red slide out of her pussy; his cock replaced by the cool water, "just take it easy with that thing." Red's pole, completely coated with Pam's juices flopped onto her back with a "slapping" sound as he used his thumbs to spread her wonderful cheeks. He was watching Jackie take off her flimsy bra, revealing her tiny 34 B breasts. Surprisingly her rosy nipples were incredibly long, Red guessed at least 3/4 of an inch. As she peeled her skin-tight hot-pants and bikini panties down her petite legs Red observed that this little waif was as bald as her mother. His cock twitched at the sight of Jackie's naked body as he twisted the huge head against Pam's sphincter, and lunged forward jamming it past her muscle ring. "Hooollly shit," Pam squealed as Red steadily pushed forward, inching his giant rod up her ass hole.

As a nude Jackie splashed into the tub, feeling relief from the scorching hot air, she watched as Red's insanely huge cock slowly somehow disappeared up her mother's ass. Wading over to the copulating couple, Jackie was mesmerized at the size of Red's tool, "wow, Kitty wasn't kidding," she whispered aloud to herself. "Mom, are you OK," Jackie inquired, wondering how Pam's ass was not bleeding or splitting apart.

"Oh I'm wonderful sweetie," Pam grunted as Red began to thrust up into her rear tunnel, "Bob fucks my ass all the time; of course he's no where near this big, but I'm used to it. If you've never tried it...you should...not with one this size of course. Oh yeah Red...fuck my fucking ass."

Red continued to slide his massive cock in and out of Pam's sphincter and Jackie could not resist reaching just under the water to fondle his large scrotum. While Jackie was squeezing his huge balls, Red surprised her by leaning forward and clamping his lips around one of her long nipples. He flicked his tongue around the nub and then rolled it between his teeth, before biting down and causing her to jump. Startled, she gripped his balls hard and Red thrust forcefully until his pole was buried to the hilt in Pam's ass.

"Oh fucking yes," Pam yelled as Red flooded her ass hole with his hot seed. "Oh my God that's good," she wheezed as Red pumped into her.

Red backed away from Pam, his rod sliding slowly out of her while Jackie grabbed onto it with both hands. It was still hard as steel and she slid her hands up and down as if she were milking a cow. "Well little lady," Red asked, "are you ready to be fucked by a real man? I think what's good for the mother is good for the daughter." She was such a cute little pixie that Red couldn't wait to feel her tight little pussy wrapped around his cock.

Jackie looked at her mother for guidance. Pam had sat down on the built-in seat, the water now up to her neck and her eyes seemed glazed. As Pam sat, Jackie saw streams of white fluid drift to the surface as Red's cum leaked out of her ass hole. Jackie knew the decision was hers, and she knew she wanted to feel Red's monstrous cock inside her. Red lifted her as if she weighed nothing and sat her up on the edge of the tub, leaning forward between her legs as she spread them wide. He lapped at her bare slit, slipping his tongue between her lips and nudging her clit with his nose. "Oh shit that feels good," she breathed, "I've been trying to get Michael and Steven to do that for two years."

"They're dumb asses who just don't know how good you taste," Red assured her, "they'll learn as they get older."

That's what Kitty said," Jackie moaned as Red lapped at her slit.

"Did she now," Red smiled between Jackie's slender legs, "that's experience talking."

Ducking his nearly bald head underwater to cool off; when Red resurfaced he stood in front of Jackie, his prick pointing to the sky. "Well do you want to try it," he asked.