by bobrobertson
You certainly had my attention. In fact I was fully at attention by the third paragraph!
Great story. 4/5 because it needs about 3 more chapters.
That was funny lol..and wait that was his girlfriend the whole time?
Thanks!
Would love to see this young lady again.
I bet she gets into all sorts of escapades!
i know this was in humor and satire, but this is the sort of stuff i like writing. keep it up!
that was good and pretty funny at the same time... good work
Hot story Bob :) This is my kind of tale.
Loved the naive, and busty, main character.
Keep up the good work, looking forward to reading whatever else you come up with next.
GT
A terrific erotic tale that doesn't so much stretch credulity as transcend it, placing the events in some magically real world that we may all now enter more often, in our fantasies of everyday life. Thanks!
I just wanted to add a quick thank you to all the comments and votes so far, I appreciate them all. I don't know how many parts I'll end up having to this story, I'm thinking around 8-10. But who knows? At any rate, thank you all!
But "sizing her pussy" might have been a little over the top - but still funny. This woman either really liked him or had an IQ of 50.
What a hoot!
And what hooters!
A lot of fun, sexy, and very well told.
One-size-fits-all is a size isn't it?
As for sizing bras, each boob should be measured independently. Many times one boob is larger than the other, so the bra salesman needs to insure he gets accurate measurements.
The nipples need to be checked, too. They could chafe on the inside of the bra, so they need to be checked when they are erect. A good bra salesman would get them erect so they could be carefully examined.
Great story. Kept me laughing from the first paragraph.
Wow, you really know, how to write, but better than that is that perfect idea if the story that you came up with, if only women were really that stupid !! Life would be so much smoother wouldn't it
I never wear bras or panties long enough for it to really matter... They just get torn off and thrown to the ground anyway... Huh... Help a gal out? ;p
i want you to become my bra salesman and hold my boobs;
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Keep it up buddy... 😎 best story I have ever read and can u tell who the girl was 😂
You really wrapped up this story really well, Although I would really love another chapter with similarities to the first one.
Any one who liked this story might wanna also read A very personal assistant it's really good too.
That story was absolutely fantastic. Hilarious, lots of great tension. Great work.
Totally stupid and unbelievable but fantastic fun to read & enjoy. 5 fun stars!
Bill S.