Memoirs of a Bengali Slut Pt. 01

This story has been written in Bengali using Roman / English alphabets for a Bengali readership only.

Part 1 -- Dadabhaiyer Ghono Rosh

Amaar naakta chapta. Kintu book duto khoob unchoo. Amaar chokh duto chhoto chhoto, kintu pachha duto boro. Paaka lauer moto. Chhotobelay Ma bolto amaar naaker opor diye bus chole gachchey, shei jonne naakta ekdom chapta. Amaar bhalo naam Suparna. Kintu shobai amaake Khedi Pechi bole daakey.

Boyeshta jokhon baarlo, bujhlam shaarata jibon Khedi Pechi hoyei thakte hobey. Naakta to aar lamba hobena. Chokh duto aar boro hobey na. Kintu Bidhaatar ashirbadey, boyesher shaathey shaathey amaar shorir ta phooley phepe uthlo.

Ekhon amaar 19 bochhor boyesh. Protyek 3 maash por Bra badlatey hoy. Book duto amon phoolchche, koyek din bade baari theke berono bandho korte hobey. Shobar nojor amaar booker dikey. Pasher baarir Poltu, moodir dokaner Tapasda, paraar dada Ganeshda, Pujo Committeer Ashokkaku, park-ey evening walk korte jaoa Subhash dadu, mishtir dokandar, raastar bhikiri -- shobai hanglar moto amaar booker dike takiye thakey. Parley du hatey dhorey khoob kore tipe daye aar ki.

Aami City, College, Kolkata-r chhatri. Amaar shob bandhabir boyfriend achche, kintu amaar nei. Amaar mukher dike taakiye keu aar amaar boyfriend hotey chaye na. Kintu shobai haat marte chaye. Teacher thekey srudent, gate-r dariwan thekey College-r sweeper, shobai amaar mai and pachcha dutoy ekbar antoto haat merechchey. Chimti kaatar cheshtao korechche.

Jak she katha. Dukhkho, koshto, bedona -- eto jibon bhor legey achche. Ei niye mon kharap kore laabh ki. Ashol kathaye aashi. Hotashaar modhdhey jokhon din katachchilam, tokhon hathat ekdin Bidhaata amaake notun shukh dekhalen. Amaar dada -- adorer dadabhai -- amaar shorirer dikey nojor dilo. Keno, kokhon, kibhabey Dadabhai amaar shorirer premey porlo -- she aarekdin bolbo. Aaj shudhu eituku janatey chayi je goto 6 maash dhorey aami Dadabhaiyer saathey 'chatka chotki' korchchi. Chatka chotki boltey -- tepa tepi, chaata chaati, chosha chushi, khecha khechi -- eishob aar ki. Khoob bhalo lagey!

Dada ekhaney Kolkata -- e thakey na. Dilli -- te thakey. Okhaney chaakri kore. Tech industry -- te. Ekta chhoto flat eka bhaara kore thakey. Protyek 2 maash por por Kolkata -- e aashe Baba, Ma, aar Amaar sathey dekha korte. Kokhono 2 din, kokhono 3 din kaatiye jaaye. Aar taar modhdhe shujog bujhey amaake chotke daye. Baba Ma aaj obdhi jaante paare ni.

Bukhtei paarchchen, goto 6 maashe aami khali 3 baar Dada ke dekhechhi. Total 8 din. Khoobi kom somoy. Mon bhore na. Shorirer jaala metey na. Aaj 1 maash hoye gelo Dada Dilli -- te phirechhey. Aaro 1 maash baadey aashbey. Aami mon mora hoye chhilam kal obdhi. Kintu aaj aami khoob khushi. Amaar College -- er chhuti shuru hoye gachhey, aar Dadabhai amaake 5 diner jonno Dilli -- te jete bolechhey. Or saathe chhuti kaatatey. Flight ticket aar Return ticket -- o paathiye diyechhe.

Paroborti 5 diner bistarito bibaran shuru korchhi.

Day 1

Dilli te ki garam! Airport theke berotey bujhte parlam 45 degree temperature kake bole. Ga -- haath -- pa jeno jholshe galo. Dadabhai amaake airport theke pickup korlo taxi tey. Taxi te boshe AC r hawa khetey khetey 1 ghanta bade Dada r flatey pounchhe gelam.

Dadabhaiyer flat ta khoobi chhoto. 2 to ghar, 1 ta rannaghar, aar 1 ta bathroom. Taar bhara mashe 30,000 taka. Oi duto gharer modhdhey khali ekta bedroom. Onnota living room.

Aami: Dadabhai, ektai to bichhana. Aami shobo kothay?

Dada: Amaar shathey. Ei bichhanaye. Keno, apotti achhey?

Aami: Dhat! Lokey ki bolbe?

Dada: Lok kothay? Khali amraa duto prani.

Dadabhaiyer mukhe dushtu hashi. Bujhlam or mathaye durbudhhi khoob. Shob plan kore rekhechhe.

Aami: Snaan korbo Dadabhai. Shara gaaye ghaam. Ektu fresh hoye ni.

Dada: Ja, oi to bathroom. Towel rakha achhey.

Aami bathroom e dhukey darja bandho korey jama kapor chhede jei snaan shuru korte jabo, omni bathroom er darjaye awaj.

Dada: Darjaata khol ektu. Shabaan ta baire achhe, niye ne.

Tai to! Dekhlam bathroom er modhhey shabaan ta rakha nei. Aami darjaata alpo phaank kore baire haath baralam, "Shabaan ta de."

O ma! Shabaan dewa doorer katha, ek dhakka merey darjaa khule Dada bathroom e dhuke porlo.

Aami: Aarey! Ki korchhish?

Dada: Dilli te jaler khoob abhaab. Diney ekbaar jal ashey. Dujone ekshaathey snaan kori, jal khharcha kam hobey.

Ki adbhut katha! Amon bahana kokhono shunini.

Aami: Baajey katha bolish na. Tui snaan kar, aami porey korbo.

Dadabhai amaake joriye dhorlo: "Tokey langta dekhar khoob lobh chhilo. Ek shaathey snaan karar shujog Kolkata ey pabo na. Ekhanei sambhab".

Hmm.... Etai ashol katha. Mathaaye dushtu budhhi bhorti!

Dadabhai chatpat t-shirt aar shorts khule phele langta hoye amaar shaamne daariye porlo. Aami laj lajja bhule hanglar moto or nagno shorirta dekhte shuru korlam.

Dadabhaiyer height bhalo. Lamba, chowda, phorsha, handsome chehara. Boro boro chokh, tikolo naak, amaar moto noi. Roj gym jaye, shorir shashta khoobi bhaalo. Kintu shobchaitey bhaalo or pet -- ekdam flat -- kono chorbi nei. Aar taar chaiteyo bhaalo or peter 6 inch niche je jinishpatro achhe.

Baal kamaano clean shaven jhaat, baal kamaano duto masto boro bichi -- Narkol er moto. Aar ekta mota kalo baraa -- amaar chokher shaamney aastey aastey khada hoye jachhe.

Dadar dekhadekhi aamio gato 6 maash dhorey baal kamaano shuru kore diyechhi. Dada ke impress korar jonno.

Dada: Tor shorir ta khoob phooley phepe uthechhe. Mai duto ki pekechhey -- Tormuj er moto. Aar podhta aaro goda hoyechhe. Khoob korey kochley debo.

Dadabhaiyer nongra katha shune aami lajja ye more jai aar ki! Kintu kichhu bolar shujog yi pelam na. Dada amaar book duto du haatey niye tipte shuru kore dilo. Aar khada hoye jaoa baraata amaar chapta gudey ghoshe dilo.

Dada: Tor baal kamaano gudta ki shundar lagchhe. Ki phulo phulo. Chetey debo?

Aami: Na, ekhon na. Aagey snaan korte de. Saaf korte de. Shokaal theke anek baar hishi korechhi, nongra hoye achhey. Porishkar korte hobey.

Dada: Aagey bolbi to! Ekhuni saaf kore dichhi.

Dadabhai shower khule dilo. Amraa bhai bon dujone langta hoye shower er talay daariye gelam. Dada amaar maathar chooley shampoo lagiye dilo. Sharaa shorire shabaan makhiye dilo.

Dada: Tor mai er khaajta khoob gobheer. Bhalo kore shabaan makhiye di.

Aami: De. Ja tor ichha.

Dada: Pa phaank kore daara. Tor phuto duto saaf korbo.

Ki nongra mukher bhasha! Amaar ki lajja lagchhe. Kintu du payer phaankey Dadabhaiyer sparsho -- ki kore na korte pari? Aami pa duto phaank korlam.

Dada amaar guder khaaje aador kore shabaan makhiye dilo. Gudta phaank kore phutor modhhey aangool dhukiye dilo.

Dada: Bhetor abdhi saaf kori. Jato ta aangool dhokey.

Theley theley Dada aangoolta puro dhukiye dilo. Aar barbaar aage pichhey korte laglo.

Amaar nishwas bhaari hoye ashchhey. Shaash proshwash tej hoye gachhey. Dada r aangool thela kheye gudta ekdam bheeje gachhey. Amaar gola diye "Uh! Ah!" awaaj berochhey.

Dada: Eesh! Tor phuto ta ekdam horhorey hoye gachhey. Bhaalo kore saaf korte hobey.

Ektana 10 minute Dadabhai amaar gude aangool dhukiye dhukiye amaar guder jal ber kore dilo. Amaar pa duto kaapchhilo, gola diye awaaj berochhilo. 10 minute ektana atyachar sojhyo korar por aami aar thaktey parlam na. Horhor kore shamosto guder jal khoshiye dilam.

Amaar saada roshe dada r aangool haat bhorey gelo. Aangoolta nijer mukher modhhey niye Dadabhai shob rosh chetey chetey khelo.

Dada: Ki nonta, tatkaa, horhore rosh! Ebaar shob porishkar hoye gachhey. Ki re, aaram holo to?

Aami lajja ye mukh dhaklam. Pa duto kaapchhey, boshe portey ichhe korchhe.

Dadabhai amaake du haate dhore dheere dheere shower er tolaye boshiye dilo.

"Ebaar ubu hoye bosh, tor podhta saaf kori."

Aami: Na, Dadabhai, aar na. Please, ektu rest de."

Dada: Boshe boshe rest ne. Tokey to kichhui korte hobe na. Ja korar aami korbo. Lakkhi meye, ubu hoye bosh."

Ki aar kora jabe. Dada amaar phutor preme paagol. Saaf koreyi chharbe. Aami ubu hoye boshlam.

Dadabhai aangooley shaaban niye amaar podher gortey maakhiye dilo. Tar por aangool ta aaste aaste dhokatey shuru korlo.

Aami kaatrey uthlam: "Ah! Lagchhe!" Dada tobuo dhukiye jaye.

Aami: Aaste kor. Lagchhe!

5 minute dheere dheere dhokanor por amaar podher phuto ta boro hoye galo. Dada pooro bhetor obdhi aangool dhukiye dilo.

Aami: Ooof! Ah! Maa go!

Dada baa haat diye amaar gudta touch korlo, "Tui to abaar bheejey gechhish Mamoni."

Aami: Ebar chhaar amaake. Aar samlatey paarchhi na.

Dada ekta aangool amaar podhe, aar ekta amaar gude dhukiye dichhey. Duto aangool er dhakka ye amaar guder jal abaar beriye galo.

Aami shower er tolaye shuye porlam.

Dada: Ne, shob parishkar hoye gachhey. Tui jama kapor pore baire aaye. Aami ranna banna kori.

Dadabhai bathroom theke beriye galo. Aami kono rakomey khada hoye shower bandho korey towel diye shorirta muchhe nilam. Aar jama kapor pore bathroom theke berolam.

Khaoa daoa r por Dadabhaiyer bichhanaye shuye tene ghumolam. Plane journey, taxi journey, aar tar opor Dada r aangooler thaap kheye shorirta klanto hoye giyechhilo. Tanaa 2 -- 3 ghanta ghumiye changa holam.

Sondhebela cha kheye TV dekhe Dada r saathey galpo korlam. Anek katha chhilo. Katha bolte bolte raat hoye galo. Raater dinner kore Dadabhaiyer bichhanaye shuye porlam.

Aami raate nighty porey shui. Shudhu nighty. Bra panty pori na.

Dadabhai living room e anek khon boshe laptop khule office er kaaj korlo. Amaar chokh duto boojey aashchhilo, aami bichhanaye ghumiye porlam.

Hathat kore ghumta bhengey galo. Anubhab korlam, Dada bichhanaye amaar paashe shuye aachhe. Aar haat diye amaar mai duto tipchhe.

Chokh khule bhaalo kore takiye dekhi, Dadabhai langto hoye amaar paashe shuye aachhe. Aar or baarata ekdam thaatiye gachhey -- khada hoye akaasher dike takiye aachhe.

Amaar khoob maya holo. Lobh o holo. Aami aar samay nashto korlam na. Ek haat diye or khada baarata dhorlam. Onyo haat diye or bichi duto kochlatey shuru korlam.

Aami: Tor bichi duto ki phulo phulo, Dadabhai. Ki bhaari! Khoob rosh jomey aachhe, na?

Dada: Haan re, gato ek maasher rosh. Shob tor jonno jomiye rekhechhi.

Aami: Aaj khaali kore de.

Dada: Ningrey ningrey shob ber korey de. Boro koshto hoye bhaari bichi niye haata chala korte.

Aami: Tor dhon ta ki mota, ki kaalo, ki shakto. Kola gachher moto.

Dada: Tor phuto duto phaatanor jonno ready hoye aachhe. Amon koshey chudbo tokey, je du din haat tey parbi na.

Aami: Dhat! Joto nongra nongra katha. Lajja kore na?

Dada: Etey abaar lajja ki? Tokey din raat chudbo boleyi to Dilli te aashtey bollam. Kolkata e ei shujog kothaye pabo?

Aami: Achha! To ei chhak korechhish tui?

Dada: Chhak noy, tor moner bashona puran korchhi. Ne, chatpat nighty khol. Tor mai er bota duto kaamrey di.

Aami: Tar aagey aami tor baara ta chushbo. Aar tor langto bichi duto niye khelbo.

Aami ek haat diye Dadabhaiyer bhaari bichi rograatey shuru korlam. Aar baarata mukher modhhey nilam.

Bechara Dada anand ey paagol hoye galo. Amaar haat ta baara theke shoriye 2ns bichi r opor rakhlo. Aar baarata diye amaar golaar modhhe thaap martey laglo.

Aami du haat diye bichi duto khoob kochle dilam. Dada r bichi duto saaf, parishkar, kono baal nei, aar eto boro je chotkey ditey moja hoye. Baara tar gondho bhaalo, jadio khoob shakto. Amaar golaar modhhe jorey jorey thaap marchhey. Golaye bathaa hochhe, kintu amaar bhaalo lagchhe.

15 minute bichi kochlano aar thaap maarar por Dada amaar mukhey modhhe garam taaja ghono rosh dheley dilo. Eto rosh berolo je ardhek amaar golar modhhe dhuke gola ta block kore dilo. Baaki ardhek mukher modhhe, thoter opor, goriye goriye porli.

Nonta, chotchotey, thokthokey ghono rosh. Kono rakomey gillam.

Aami: Dadabhai, tor rosh khoob ghono. Payesh er moto.

Dada: Kaal ei payesh tor phuto dutoye dheley o duto block kore debo.

Bhai bon dujone langta hoye pasha pashi ghumolam. Shokaaley jokhon uthlam, amaar mukh diye Dadabhaiyer maaler gondho berochhilo. Aadh ghanta brush korar por gondho aar chotchotey bhaab ta komlo.

(To be continued to Part 2)